1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
He said, "Are you telling the truth?"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
i feel some old pictures, super sexy swingin' sounds cd case by white zombie, and some hair clips
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
project runway. jerrell got shafted.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5:00
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4:33
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
gorillaz playing.. not much else
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
today, i went all over the place. i went to the library, got some gas, went to mcdonalds..
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
looking on art academy of cinci's web site to see if they have a portfolio guide cause i'm hopefully going to an open house there saturday
9. What are you wearing?
thermal shirt, jeans
10. Did you dream last night?
yes i did. shit. what was it.. oh my god this is going to drive me insane
11. When did you last laugh?
i was reading one of my library books! post secret. one of the secrets was 'i don't want to go to college, i just want to grow shit' with a picture of vegetables and farming implements. made me chuckle warmly
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
i've got so much shit on my walls.. i'll just do the one i'm facing currently: spraypainted posterboard that says 'blitzkrieg' all over it (not a nazi), coat rack, picture of grandpap wearing a birthday hat, cd rack, glow in the dark stars, a rag with a perfect imprint of the joker's makeup in it, various cd insert covers, a napkin from liz's disco party from 8th grade, a rollegirls flyer, a cinci horror flyer, some magazine clippings, an outdated playbill from the dame, a flyer from one of my old parties, some pictures of friends, some pictures of musicians, blue sticky tack, and a day of the dead skeleton paper puppet.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
choke, that movie, was pretty bizarre. good though. i also hung out with a guy that had no leg. i feel bad for saying that was weird but, really, i don't naturally see/interact with amputees so it was unnatural in the general sense. he was friendly.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
stupid question no one cares
15. What is the last film you saw?
choke. now i'm reading the book.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
lol tuition. i'm with ya brittany. and some badass clothes. a better car. a tattoo. an apartment for my sister. a house for my mom. squirrel the rest away for my future offspring.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
until recently i was very anxious about the inner workings of pumping gas. now it's no big thang. oddly, i actually even enjoy it a bit.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
fire ann coulter into the sun from a high powered canon. go back in time and stop the retarded europeans from fucking africa up.
19. Do you like to dance?
oh yes. jared doesn't

20.George Bush:
almost gone. want to see the new movie
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
i like cleo, valentine, harriet, beatrice, jane
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
dmitri. doyle

toby
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
of course. i got the folks in switzerland. i really like russia too but i hear its insane to live there. and australia would be cool as hell.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
uhh. really i don't expect much from God. in fact if he was just standing around waiting for me to arrive so he could say some witty something or other, i'd probably be disappointed he wasn't busy with something far more important.
mmph. college. i think i've decided on art academy of cinci. they have an illustration program. mortuary school, not so much. i've sadly come to a point where i've had to sit down and think hard about money and options and time and art school's won out. also i learned that facial reconstruction isn't nearly as big a deal as i thought it was, as in there's just not much of it needed on average. plus shit, i'm already good at this whole drawing thing. i'd rather go with what i was born with that will allow me to work in a creative environment, even if i don't get a steady paycheck, rather than something in a field i may or may not like/be good at, that is pretty solidly entrenched in tradition but have a steady job.
looking through old pictures, trying to find some good ones for my portfolio is soothing me. around 9th grade, it seems, it when i started getting into a good groove. it's all about confidence. 9th grade and earlier, all my drawings are a lot sketchier, hashier, too many lines, unsure of myself. i couldn't find a dang thing i liked from sophomore year. that was a bad year for me. then suddenly it picks up again junior year. and senior year a bit. now it's all quite a bit sleeker. i hope they like this stuff.
i think my dream job...s... would be
1) illustrator for cool magazine(s), bands, flyers, album art, cool people, festivals, movie posters, etc, anything to do with subcultural things or horror
2) comic book artist/writer/creator thing
3) special FX makeup artist
4) go go dancer for horror/death/goth punk/rock/metal band, or guitar player if i could ever get decent enough
5) tattoo artist
6) concept art/character/environment creator for some cool studio like blizzard or pixar. story board artist would be neat too
7) graphic designer... sigh... just seems like such a copout. this is what you would call the 'smart' choice since it 'makes you money' but i don't know. designing chic art for hair dye boxes just aint my thing.
currently i'm working on getting scholarships. aa of cinci has a special portfolio based one, and i found a contest created by that scientology guy that seems rather promising.
oh, that jacket. well. i made it a bit too small. otherwise it's kickass. so my mom is helping me fix it. i really did do most of it and by myself too

he will have it. and he did really like it. i still burst into sad sad tears from all that work being for naught, but oh well. he was very sweet about it and i'll get it done sooner or later.
hummmmmwell it was a good fall break. i drew a thing for jd and stu (

) for their band, backwoods terror. they're fucking grand, check them out:
[link] . one of my teachers wants me to design a thing (really not sure what exactly) for her husband's company. and both are paid!! $30 each. i think that will be my new rate for everything. unless it's bogglingly easy or very detailed.
and finally, it is FALL. i LOVE FALL. it is seriously THE BEST SEASON EVER. georgetown is so dang pretty right now. driving up main street and seeing the crispy blue sky and the orange trees and going to football games and getting pumped about halloween.. mm mm mm. i think i'm going to pull out my evil deads later on tonight.
see ya later,
p